Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Birthday Definitions

not exactly Tolkien Trivia, but a lot of fun..!

New Definitions.

This is something the Washington Post does as a competition.

Take any word from the dictionary,

alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one or two letters, and supply a
new definition. Or add two words together to make a new one, or
alternatively come up with a new definition for a real word.

(put the original words underneath so that those who don't have English as a
first language can follow it a little easier.)

here are some of the winners.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author's sarcastic wit and the reader who
doesn't get it.

(sarcasm + Chasm)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious
bummer.

(karma + Armageddon)

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.

Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
obtaining.. *cough* family board *cough*

I've been thinking about a few LOTR-related ones for Frodo & Bilbo's
birthday. Seeing as our good professor was a Philologist. I thought he
wouldn't mind...


Anominous - slightly scary looking stranger/unknown figure in the
shadowy corner of an inn or on a horse.

(Anonymous + ominous)

Berthday when hobbits eat too much at Bilbo's party.

Followship - "Mordor, Which way Gandalf? Left or right?"

Pipweed - Pippin's secret stash!

Drag-on - when the mind-games with Smaug just won't come to an end..

Complany when everybody in the group (*cough* Boromir *cough*) has a
different idea as to what to do with that dratted piece of gold.

See if you can come up with any more.

Posted on TORn as part of Bilbo & Frodo's 2004 Birthday celebrations.

35 Comments:

At September 23, 2004 at 7:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let's see:

Girthday: when hobbits eat too much at a celebration. (Yes, I stole this from you *hangs head*, but it's the first thing that popped into my mind.)

Roverdell: Because it's hard to find and takes so long to get there.

OK, I'll get my notoriously uncreative self outta here and leave the rest to the real geniuses around here....

Eowyn Wannabe

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:25 AM, Blogger jesusandME said...

ok I couldn't resist doing some more *blushes*

Comfoots - well what do you think hobbits use on their feet after a long walk?! (especially good by a fire) Or maybe specifically Hobbitish relaxing pasttimes..

Grandalf - he got a bit big-headed after coming back from the dead.. who wouldn't?! *ducks*

Helleventy-first the initial, dreadful shock Bilbo got when he realised just how old he was going to be..

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here are a few from me...

Loathelorien - A great dislike of Lorien or anything Elvish.

Elvish Pressed Leaf - A natural decoration used for scrapbooking or wall hanging.

Dime-Baggins - Device used for carrying and distributing pipeweed.

Rice-Sauroni - The Barad-Dur Treat!

Foe-Hammer of Gondolin

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merryhaddock - a hobbit fish supper.
Uruk Hi! - A friendly Orc greeting.
Fundin - the budget for building Dwarrowdelf.
Faux Hammer - an imposter on TORn.
Rangers of the North - Glasgow's football team.
Would Elves? - only in Celandine's dreams. *wink wink*

...Am I doing this right?! ;o) I'm not sure I'm doing this right...

Cheshire Cat

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grishnákhwells - Lowfat orc cookies

Elrond Half-eleven - Elrond at the age of 5 and a half

Riddlemark - The same as Riddermark, just a little funnier

Deeping-coomb-over - The unflattering hairstyle of some of the older warriors that fought in the Battle of the Hornburg.

Foe-hammer of Gondolin

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my few...

Brandybuck - American delight $$ and drink. (could be Bucks fizz....;)

Thorin- what is happening to the environment (Thawing!!!)

mithril - mythrail - a shelf/rail full of mythical stories/prose.

happy birthday to the Bagginses!!!

elvendala

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quenya? What you ask the "Would Elves" of Celandine's dreams. (Can you?)

Sindarin! What the "Would Elves" reply. (Send her in!)

Alassëa Eruvande

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forbidden Drool: What happens when you look at an EI thread at work.

Mithrill: That feeling of excitement from wearing expensive clothes.

Peregrins: What you get when Pippin tells a joke. (pair of grins)

Weight-Watchers-in-the-Water: The exercise program all the hobbits promised to go on after the party.

Alassëa Eruvande

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bilbo: What you attach to a present that hasn't been paid for yet.

Lottelita

"Bill-bow ... get it ... get it ...?"

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Numernorleans - the jazz capital of Middle Earth.
File of Galadriel - what she does her nails with.
Baalin - a sheepish dwarf.
Rowherin - a boat hire company on the River Anduin.

I think I should go to bed now.... !


Cheshire Cat

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Legolast

When you're the last one in the room to understand what everyone is talking about.




Scout B

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boromirror: Gondorian looking-glass favored by the Steward.
Aaarr-sil: Reforged pirate sword

Alassëa Eruvande

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MerrymEnt - the result of drinking too much Entdraught.

Greenwood Hobbit

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AirAgorns: high-flying ranger footwear

AirJordans + Aragorn

Oy, I know that was bad...

~Hobbit Hearted~

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elven Smith: Elrond wearing a black suit, firing shots at Keanu Reeves.

Marshall-Fields-of-the-Mark: Really nice shopping mall in Rohan.

Dunlending: No more fundin for the Dwarrodelf. (done lending) (apologies to Cheshire Cat!)




Alassëa Eruvande

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My offerings

Legolass: Legolas's little-known twin sister.

The One Rung: a handy footstool

MoreDoor: a new, improved garage door

Rohire'em: Roheryn's Employment Agency

Moira: a cave-dwelling TORNado

--Kimi

 
At September 23, 2004 at 7:46 AM, Blogger jesusandME said...

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At September 23, 2004 at 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

couple of them

Gamboling: a cavorting Rider of Rohan

Theo-den: a room where Eru relaxes

Theo-dread: fear of Eru

Tuor: having three options (a OR b OR c)

and a couple from my dad, the passionate golfer

Dangolf (from Gandalf): Mr. Quayle's favorite sport

Golfinball: what you're trying to sink in the 18th hole

Menelwyn

 
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